Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Randomize
