I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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