i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
Randomize
