I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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