I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
Randomize
