i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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