With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
She's not a foreskin expert like you
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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