Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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