Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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