told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
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