there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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