Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
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