How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
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