Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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