we're blogging at a bar
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
Help. Why am I so naked?
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