Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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