woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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