Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
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