I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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