just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
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