Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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