do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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