So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
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