Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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