let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
don't judge my taste in strippers
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
Randomize
