Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
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