We won't sleep together?
you know whats awesome about this morning. A suprise visit from my dad at 7:30 am. There was a pair of heels on the lawn and a girl sleeping in just her underwear on the floor of my living room. He either thinks im a champion or a total fuck up. I'm thinking fuck up but im hoping champion.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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