I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
i think i just lost a toe
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