i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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