I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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