So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
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