Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize
