mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
We had sex on a dog bed..
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
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