yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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