i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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