she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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