its not stalking. its research.
So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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