Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
this will be a night to untag.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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