I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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