sarcasm needs its own font
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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