I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
third nipple confirmed
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
You are the jesus of drinking
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
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