One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
Randomize
