i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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