Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
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