Why are handjobs necessary in class?
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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