fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
Randomize