okay pat passed out under dana's car
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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