I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
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