i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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