It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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