Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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