a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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